Looking to sprinkle some gouda humor on your apocalypse pics? These puns are brie-lliant for Insta captions that survive the algorithm.
- Just me and my clicker crew, keeping it dairy dangerous.
- You feta believe weāre still alive.
- Apocalypse now, cheddar later.
- Joelās my main manchego.
- Fungus? More like fun-gouda-us.
- Ellieās sharp like aged cheddar.
- Cordyceps got nothing on this briezy attitude.
- Serving post-apocalyptic realness with a side of parmesan.
- Canāt camembert how good I look in this filter.
- Say cheese before the infected photobomb!
- Survival of the cheesiest.
- Joel said, āStay alive,ā and I said, āPass the gouda.ā
- Feta up with this outbreak.
- Curd you not, Iām still alive.
- This fungus is nacho average problem.
- Just havarti-ing a good time.
- Ellie told me to stay sharpāso I brought cheddar.
- Clickers hate lactose, confirmed.
š® Last of Us Puns for Gamers Who Love Cheese
These puns are crafted for grate gamers whoāve spent hours dodging clickers and munching cheese snacks in real life.
- Leveling up with some brie-lliance.
- Game so intense, I had to fondue my controller.
- You gouda be kidding me, another bloater?!
- The only thing sharper than Ellie is my cheddar.
- Pro tip: cheese heals emotional damage.
- āStay quiet,ā Joel saidāso I whispered āparmesan.ā
- Controller in one hand, camembert in the other.
- Multiplayer mode? More like multi-layered cheese!
- Iām a provolone wolf in the wild zone.
- When the gameās tense, I turn to gouda.
- That boss fight was nacho average challenge.
- Cheddar luck next time, clickers.
- Iām not crying, itās just fondue sweat.
- Took a break from clickers to eat string cheese.
- The only infection here is cheese addiction.
- Just me and my asiago ammo.
- Saving humanityāone cheese snack at a time.
- Apocalypse aināt bad with a bit of brie.
š± Funny Last of Us Puns for Texts and Social Media
Need a quick laugh or a clever line for texts or stories? These are as snackable as they are punny.
- Just trying to āmeltā hearts, not faces.
- This isnāt the Last of Usāitās the Crack of Us (crackers and cheese, duh).
- Gouda times only, even in the end days.
- Text me when you find the parmesan.
- You brie-long with me, Ellie.
- Surviving the end with sharp wit and sharper cheddar.
- Lurk mode: activated like melted mozzarella.
- My DMs are like a fungal zoneāhandle with cheese.
- Cordyceps? I thought we were talking queso!
- Swiping right on survivors who bring snacks.
- Joel says ātrust no one,ā but I trust cheese.
- Brie mine or be infected.
- Taking selfies with clickers is nacho safe.
- āYou okay?ā Me: munches gouda aggressively
- My phone battery lasts longer than Joelās hope.
- I bring the apocalypse, and the provolone.
- Messages encrypted in fondue code.
- Ellie: āWatch out!ā Me: āFor cheese traps?ā
šø Best Last of Us Puns for Photo Captions
Snap a killer shot in-game or IRL? These cheesy captions will make your posts legend-dairy.
- Me: trying to survive. Also me: cheesing for the camera.
- This aināt your mamaās cheddar adventure.
- The only clicker I want takes photos.
- Say brie!
- Looking sharp like aged parmesan.
- Caught mid-fight, still feta fabulous.
- Joel approves this dairy drip.
- Blew up a bloater, felt grate.
- Cheese: the real hero of the apocalypse.
- I camembert how cool I look in this filter.
- Survive, pose, repeat.
- Lifeās too short for mild cheese.
- Holding down L2 for the vibes and the velveeta.
- Never too much cheese for a perfect shot.
- My aim is cheddar than yours.
- Post-apocalyptic glow? Itās the mozzarella mask.
- Surviving one lactose-intolerant clicker at a time.
- Lights, camera, lactose.
š¬ Clever Last of Us Puns for Conversations and Banter
Want to sneak in some fun wordplay while talking about The Last of Us? These witty lines are pun-tastic ammo.
- Donāt let the fungus wināspread cheese instead.
- Joel didnāt walk across America for bad cheese.
- Ellieās diary? Brie-lliant.
- Letās stick together like cheese strings.
- You gouda see what I did there.
- Clickers canāt handle dairy, confirmed.
- Iām aging like parmesan in this world.
- Joel: āKeep going.ā Me: āTo the cheese store?ā
- That look is sharper than pecorino.
- Ellieās sass? Extra melty today.
- We’re in a grate mess.
- Spread the love, not the infection.
- In this house, we eat before we fight.
- Fungus jokes? Iām already mold.
- You cheddar run!
- Iām only scared of running out of cheese.
- Joel has the smolder, Ellie has the swiss.
- Brie-ware of the clickers.
š Cheesy Last of Us One-Liners for Jokes
These one-liners make perfect punchlinesāgouda for openers, closers, or spontaneous zombie zingers.
- Why donāt clickers eat cheese? They’re already too spoiled.
- Joel walked across the country and all he got was string cheese.
- Ellie tried to ration cheese, but it was nacho day.
- Zombies donāt like cheese because itās too cultured.
- That bloater had some serious lactose rage.
- The only thing sharper than a shiv? Cheddar.
- āAre you infected?ā āOnly with cheese cravings.ā
- I tried to sneak by, but my cheese squeaked.
- Ellie told a joke so cheesy, even the clickers groaned.
- Survival tip: cheese can distract enemies and friends alike.
- No spores allowedāunless theyāre cheese ones.
- Joel once traded ammo for gouda. No regrets.
- Iāve got 99 problems and cheese solves most.
- My backpackās fullāof brie.
- Joel: āWe have to move.ā Me: āBut… the cheese!ā
- Ellieās mixtape is fireāaged like stilton.
- If cheese could kill, Iād be Joel 2.0.
- Post-apocalyptic pick-up line: āYou had me at provolone.ā
š Last of Us Apocalypse Puns That Are Grate to Die For
Letās face it, the apocalypse isnāt all doom and gloomāitās also dairy gold.
- Itās the end of the world, might as well fondue it right.
- Nothing like gouda to keep spirits up.
- My bunkerās 90% cheese storage.
- I came for supplies, stayed for the camembert.
- Apocalypse prep: 1) water, 2) cheese, 3) bat.
- Joel said run. I said raclette.
- That bloater was no match for my brie-wit.
- Ready for anythingāwith a mozzarella mindset.
- Itās scary out here, but my cheddarās sharper.
- If the world ends, let there be lactose.
- Saving the world one cheese wedge at a time.
- Zombies donāt scare meāspoiled milk does.
- Iām immuneā¦ to bad cheese.
- Forget a cureājust bring cheese.
- Cordyceps canāt grow in my snack drawer.
- A cheese a day keeps the clickers away.
- Brie-fore the end, snack well.
- Death by cheese sounds kinda grate.
š Wrap-Up: Pick Your Favorite āLast of Usā Cheese Pun!
Hope you had a gouda time surviving this delicious wordplay! Whether you’re posting a fire caption, texting your apocalypse buddy, or just laughing solo, these cheesy puns are your ultimate toolkit. Donāt be shyāpick your fave and share the dairy love. š§š¬
